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Ross & Andy's All-Star Batman Cast [Dec. 4th, 2005|12:36 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
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[mood |boredbored]
[music |The guys from Sportscenter talkin' football]

Batman: Adam West
Commissioner Gordon: Neil Hamilton
Robin: Chris O'donnell
Bane: Jeep Swenson
Mr. Freeze: Ahnold
Poison Ivy: Uma Thurman
Scarecrow: Cillian Murphy
Alfred: Michael Gough
Joker: Jack Nicholson
The Riddler: Jim Carrey
Stunt double for everyone: Cezar Romero
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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2005|12:39 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
bnobdy ever responds to my updates....makes andy sad...
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bitch [Nov. 12th, 2005|12:19 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
[mood |angryangry]
[music |Conan O'brien talking to the mother of all dumb bitches]

Nicole Richie, I hate you. I hope you die. GRRRRR! Stupid rich bitch with no brains. I can't even hope for a stroke.....cuz she doesn't have a brain!!!! Die, bitch, die!
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Ouch [Oct. 27th, 2005|10:05 pm]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
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[mood |amusedamused]

So, I was fiddling around with Zippo fuel, cuz I was bored (ya, sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?) and I decided to see what happens when you put it in a soda can, shake it up, and try to light the opening.

Now, when you do this with butane fuel, it's really cool, cuz the can will start acting like a lantern for like five minutes. Unfortunately, the effects are slightly different with zippo fuel.

Instead of a small, steady flame coming out of the top of the can, a large ball of flame shot out, burning all the hair off my right hand, and causing blisters on my index finger.

Ya, I'm a genius.
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It's French, bitch. [Oct. 21st, 2005|12:36 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
[mood |highhigh]

Anyone notice that "The Word" was actually two words today on The Colbert Report on Comedy Central? It was definitely "love handles"
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I wanna curl up and die [Oct. 20th, 2005|12:10 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
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[mood |crushedcrushed]

I can't even think of anything to write. I'm just so fucking sad right now...
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HOLYCRAPICAN'TBELIEVETHATJUSTHAPPENED [Oct. 17th, 2005|11:37 pm]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
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[mood |ecstaticecstatic]
[music |The sweet, sweet sound of Cardinals fans all around town screaming in celebration]

Albert Pujols! Albert Pujols!!!!! Albert Motherfucking Pujols!!

Everyone remember the date, cuz we're all gonna be telling our kids about this game...I mean, could you script it better? Eckstein battles Lidge, ending up with a single, Edmonds walks... Once Albert stepped up to the plate, with two men on, two outs, a must-win game, somehow it felt as if what happened was inevitable, yet I still can't believe what I saw. Damn.

Well, now it's off to do some celebratory drinking, toodles!
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Why are people such bastards sometimes? [Oct. 5th, 2005|12:19 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
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[mood |lonelyhurt]
[music |"Shut Up" by Blink 182]

I can take it when someone I don't really know acts totally without regard to my feelings, but it really hurts when a close friend does it.

My friend and I were stayin up, watchin some cartoons and gettin plastered on some Jagermeister (which by the way was his idea, not mine), and he's giving me shit about how I always get tired and go to bed when he still wants to stay up and drink, so I take an adderall to keep me awake.

But then he gets tired and falls asleep, leaving me all alone (and now wide-awake) to try and pass the time. I wouldn't care at all if he hadn't basically pressured me into taking the adderall to stay awake, but now I'm stuck being awake for the next few hours, all alone. Not only that, but he actually got angry when I tried to get him to wake up.

I'm sure he has no idea, but that kind of shit really hurts, when people I care about alot act with complete disregard to my feelings. Maybe I'm just overly sensitive....who knows? Not me, that's for sure.

Well, I guess I'll finish my drink, and try to find something to do....I just wish stuff like this didn't hurt me so much
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Missing KD [Sep. 23rd, 2005|02:11 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |"The Best Deceptions" by Dashboard Confessional]

I just don't know what to do anymore....I just miss KD so much. Everything reminds me of her, and it's driving me CRAZY!!

All I can think about is how much I wish I was with her again...or how I would give anything to just talk to her one more time...I feel so pitiful, so worthless...Why would anyone ever want to be with me? I'm practically worthless...Damnit, I just miss her so much
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Where am I going? [Sep. 16th, 2005|03:07 am]
Andy a.k.a. Rico Suave
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |"Jamming" by Bob Marley & The Wailers]

I honestly don't know what I'm doing with my life nowadays. It's like I go through the routine of my day without ever stopping to wonder why. Because I don't know why I'm doing anything anymore. I just feel so lonely all the time, I wish I just had someone to hold me, even if only for a little while.

I miss KD more than I can possibly express. I know, everyone says "Just get over her, it's been like a year," like I haven't tried already to get over her. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like it's going to be that easy. I still dream about her, and I can't stop myself from thinking about her all the time. I just don't know what to do, I'm so alone and confused
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